Morning all
first, i apologise to all who were fddling with their speakers yesterday trying to hear the music, i didnt put the right extension on so it didnt work.
ok, now that yesterday has happened, i can explain what happened today, even tho today was yesterday, but yesteray today was tomorrow and i couldnt say what had happened yesterday tomorrow because it hadnt happened yet.
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i feel that givern the immense complexity of yesterday it would benefit all the simple minded people who read my site (garron etc) if i did it as a timeline, so, here goes
AM
7:00: woke up, saw that it was 7:00 and went promptly back to sleep
10:00: woke up, remembered that i was planning to go out with some people at some point today and tried to get up, failed and lay in bed for an hour
11:00: using all my will power, i telepathically turned on my computer, i was so impressed by this that i got up and moved to my chair, to find that i hadnt turned it on, it was just another of my brains cunning plans to make me move
11:30: remembered that i had a plan for today and called some people involved, no-one picked up so i took an IQ test, my IQ is 124 if anyone is interested
PM
12:00: called the peeps again, still no answer, so i got food
12:30: phone calls galore, Kiran was on her way too festies, Dani didnt know if she could go and Jackie was in ma on shan.
skipping forward in time to festival walk, all that happened in between was me doing my hair and getting to festies. oh yeah, on the way i met anna and helena and they followed me around for the day
about 1:30-2:15 ish : i arrived in festival walk escorted by two beautifull ladies. all was good. looked at the company i was with, Anna, Helena, Dani, Kiran, and soon, Brad, Scott and Angie, made a half assed attempt to ditch them for garrons party but was rejected and went to face reality.
2:45ish: Bradd, Scott and Angie arrived, we eat in delifrance, then go and see possibly the worst film ever made (well, excludign all disney films) HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS. i get calls from jackie during the film kinda explaining about the bus situation, i was very confused and said ok. for the rest of the film me and brad chucked stuff at people, poured ice over the b'day girl (kiran) and got vbery popcorny. fequently tried to end my life by stabbing myself with my index finger. failed and groaned the rest of the movie.
4:30: much to my undying glee if we wanted to get to shatin by 5 we had to leave now. :):) hehe, joe happy
5:00: in shatin, and mildly lost, Taking directions from JACKIE and getting more lots, 'look for a big yellow bus''what does it look like''its big and yellow' after much ado we get in a cab, that then gets lost, we ponce around in the cab trying to get up 'the big stupid mountain' as luke said. then, a sign, we saw a big yellow bus, so i said 'follow that big yellow bus' and they stopped, and we got in, and then we all got scared....
5:50: got to the CHRISTIAN YOUTH GROUP AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH JACKIE, MARA!!!!! YOU SAID IT WAS RELAXED AND FUN!!!!! we had to fill out newcomers forms asking if we had givern our lives to christ yet, dani and i left it blank while the traitor kiran said yes (traitor)
6:00: ice breakers, games, scary chrisitan virgin sacrifices and a basketball game that no matter how hard tried i couldnt get out on
may i point out ot this juncture, i have nothing against christianity, just with pretending to be one.
6:30: asked about ourselves, i mentioned i played guitaur and before i knew it i was up there doing a solo on dans guitar, regardless of me playing rythem guitaur, later a band played featuring mara and lukes rather attractive gf, luke me and mia maya? moshed and got told off by gandalf the grey (my name details grow a little fuzzy now.
7:00: a prayre/lecture by gandalf the grey, i try to relinquish my life by stabing myself with a straw and fail.
8:00, group time to get any problems we had off our chest, KIRAN THE TRAITOR signed up for a drama thing. JOE THE GOOD ate some of maras cookies.
8:45: bus back to sha tin, Joe trying to hold in tears of joy. i curse quietly to myself as i walk to get myself back in my normal frame of mind.
the journey home: i kept singing showtunes and talking in an irish accent, thats about it
and the rest they say, is history
(roses thrown here)
no time for shoutouts, sorry, but all the peeps at YG hey, and all the peeps at festies hey
peace, from one very tired individual who is now off to a beach for some strange reason
Joe | 
